Shooty McShootface

(sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Shooty McShootface
Is a funny old kind of guy
Likes to go out to the forest where
He shoots his gun all day and night

Flutey McFluteface
is a weird kind-hearted troll
Likes to go out to the forest where
He plays the recorder with all his soul

Hunty McCuntface
Killing deer is to his taste
Likes to drive out to the forest where
He leaves big camps with lots of waste


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Solution to PyFart:

Add a button at the bottom of each diary listed on Diaries page

Button reads "Spam"

When clicked, send associated diary text to a Bayes Classifier, with the label "Spam"

Also train Classifier on positive examples with the label "Not Spam"

Each new diary is sent to the Bayes Classifier before display in each user's browser: "Is this diary spam?"

If Bayes classifier responds "Yes, this diary is spam." then don't display the diary. Optionally, display a one-line link to the diary text with a button at the bottom reading: "Not Spam". The diary can be removed from the "Spam" examples and added to the "Not Spam" examples, and the network can be retrained immediately.