Dear Office of the Mayor:

I think you are wrong to assume everyone should have housing. I think living indoors is a disease, and you are infected. I think you are making the same mistake that forced Native American children to sleep indoors when they went to school; the kids got sick from sleeping inside. I think you should go out to homeless camps and sleep outside with the homeless. I think you should talk to them, talk to me about how sick I get when I stay indoors. I think you are clueless and ignorant about nature and the health benefits of staying outside. I think the right to camp is self-evident and unalienable, and I think you should affirm the right to camp anywhere on public property.

Sincerely,
Robert Mitchell